"Abby, will you marry me?" "No way brother!"
My back was turned for two minutes and somehow he crawled under the table found a bag of sliced apples (they were only a day old), opened the bag and started eating them. Yuck.
Yes I cleaned my fridge and Yes I did take a picture of it for proof. The oldest thing I found in there was a bottle of dressing that expired in May of '07, yum.