Velcro Momma

Velcro. Such a great invention. Makes shoe tying unnecessary, keeps toys in place, makes the fairy wings stick to the costume, etc. But, to whomever invented the Invisible Velcro and snuck into our house and attached my children too me...YOU ARE NOT FUNNY! Unless they are sleeping my kids are stuck like glue to me 24-7. I can't go anywhere without one or both following me making daily chores (and blogging) ridiculously difficult. And if they aren't right next to me they are yelling for me to come watch them, help them, break up a fight, etc. They aren't interested in the same toys right now, Abby likes her books, puzzles and board games and Trey likes his bats, balls, cars and hitting things, so they aren't even keeping each other busy while I unload the dishwasher. And somehow Jerry managed to avoid getting his portion of the Invisible Velcro since they don't seem to care that he has a free lap and instead both want to sit with me! I love my babies dearly but it would be fabulous if I could get 10 minutes without having to deal with one or both - without having to hide upstairs.